Gradually, then suddenly

Yes, it's true I am a 35 year old.

Now, you say 35 is the new 20 and 40 is the new 30 but hey, what the fuck--I'm still 35. Five years from the big 40. Ten after that, 50 (and hopefully, I will have learned how to drive
by then). So what did I do? Wanted to see the Poseidon disaster; no luck--sold out. Then again, the local theater seats 40 or so people... so everyone who doesn't have a job can get tickets.

The real fun was on Sat. Went to the Borgata at A.C.; no craps involved--just Jim Norton.
 If you know the name, you probably listen to Opie and Anthony. 
 Sadly, if you don't, all I will say is
"RAMOOOOONE, get this idiot an XM radio and stop worshiping Howard Stern!"

("hoo hoo hoo, I created comedy--tell 'em Fred")

Anyhoo, enjoy the sunshine and think of me...

Love,
Liz