Sunday, December 23, 2007

Season's greetings, motherfucker

Season's greetings; I'm on the dole.

Let me give you my Holiday wishes...

I wish to have a Fan Club made in my honor.
I wish for my enemies to be trapped under a flaming Xmas tree rolling down a hill .
I hope I don't have to get any more joke gifts (my minons and midgets--take care of this).
I pray Starbuck's stops trying to spread the cheer: egg nog coffee does not make me happy.
Oh, so many things.

Let me leave you with this thought--some people collect comic books; others collect bad thoughts and bitter feelings.
Who are you?
Send me your thoughts.

Mistletoe and love--
the peppermint Le Fig

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